606 East Hebron StreetCharlotte, NC 28273
704 525 0190704 525 0690
2024 Crinkle Ball World Champ.
Office Emotional Support Dog.
Staring contest? Don't you dare.
I'll play dead for a treat.
I know what you're thinking.
No need to clap your hands, I'm nice.
Do not stop feeding me.
I am a big guy to play with.
I love you, yes I do!
Just to be clear, no need for hugs.
I'm your satelite, and you know it.
I'm cute, I know, please stop saying it.
My favorite food is baby back ribs!
I am mean, don't get closer pls.
Treats? Really? Where?
Fear me, I love to kiss!
No need to hate, just love.
I do what I do.
Call me Midas.
Destroyer of the worlds.
Making our days better.